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screw Sears Optical

Seriously, screw them right in the ear. I am so pissed off at that horrible doctor I could spit nails.

I’ve been trying to get contacts from them for two fucking months, and they’ve screwed up THREE PAIRS so far. They think I’ll be coming back for a fourth, but as soon as I get my replacement insurance card, I’m going somewhere else.

This latest pair? Actually hurts. Except not right away. So I’m sitting here at work, I can barely see my computer screen, I did not bring my glasses, and my right eye hurts. In the hundred years I’ve been wearing contacts, I have never had a pair cause my eyes actual pain.

I’ve submitted a scathing review to Angie’s List, and I’ll be sending complaints to everyone else I think of. SO ANGRY.



big-ass-dressOK, so not in pink, and I’m for sure not wearing platforms, and probably not lace-up leggings as well, and I have no idea what’s growing out of her scalp (what the hell is that thing? Is it supposed to be a spiky tiara or something?) but I bet we could totally Reliquary-ify this look for our shows.

As a bonus, there are about 48,496,764 places to hide a ear-monitor receiver in that thing, and it would make my waist look tiny.

Not sure what Loki would wear to coordinate, but he’d totally have something to hide behind for photo shoots. It’s a win-win!


Listening to: Autumn - How it Came to Be This Way


‘fess up

Thing the first : Which of you guys recently said that Lamb was your favorite Christopher Moore book?

Thing the second : Is anyone aside from KT, Josh, Jared & Jill coming for Thanksgiving? The actual meal, I mean. Turning up after for pie and grazing doesn’t count.

Thing the third : There is no thing the third.

Thing the fourth : KT, txt me. I don’t have your number in the new phone, for some strange reason. Also, I’ve emailed you about 94 squijillion times. I’m guessing your email has a hate for me.



narrowing it down

Born in the old House of Awful and nurtured to maturity with shards of olive-oil covered glass, cat-yack and one dropped wine bottle too many, my loathing of tile floors has finally been boiled down to its essence.

See, I thought it was the tiles themselves: cold, inhospitable, a bitch to keep cat-hair-free and the clear winner in a fight between the floor and anything dropped from waist height. But no, really, that’s not what I hate.

I hate the grout.

I’ve spent several hours recently with the FloorMate’s grout attachment, and while it’s pretty good, it’s no match for the grout in the new place, which was grey and occasionally black with unknown filth. I’ve killed the bristles and bent the handle. And the handle’s way too short and resulted in an even more Quasimodo-esque hunch than I normally sport.

New plan: kneepads and a scrub brush, and someone trailing behind me with the wet-vac. Or, better yet, flat scrubbies I can strap to my feet and skate across the floor. No way that could end badly.



nearly annoying

I was all set to write a lengthy rant about looking for a replacement wallet (they all suck) and how I had to settle for the lesser of so very many evils in my wallet quest last night, but then I found my exact old wallet online!

Of course, I can’t order it until I get one of my replacement cards, but it makes me quite happy. I dragged Loki to 4 different stores last night in my wallet quest, and complained the entire time.

Finding exactly what I wanted is going a long way to making me feel better about losing my wallet. While losing the money — and the rest of it — sucks, I was quite upset about the wallet itself, which I loved.

So all’s well that ends … a bit less suckily. Always looking on the bright side, me.



awful weekend

Let’s start with the good, shall we?

  • Hanging out with Dot, Jared, Jill, D.M-F.P. et famille, and assorted be-costumed friends at the Faerie Festival.
  • Finding my favorite sunglasses in the truck Sunday morning, after having thought them lost and gone forever.
  • Getting paid to play the Faerie Festival. We seem to get paid for about one in three shows, so this was a nice novelty. Sadly, while that was a good thing for several hours, it ended badly.

Sadly, the good things were far outweighed by the bad.

  • The sound at our show. Holy crap, y’all. No bass for two songs, no guitars for quite a bit of the set, no drums whatsoever for the entire set. Either the audience thought that we were really lame, or that we’ve got excellent rhythm. (On the plus side, the songs in which there was no bass were the songs I screwed up badly, so everything’s relative.)
  • Losing my wallet at the club after. And it’s not just that I have to cancel all my cards, or that I have to hunt down all our auto-debited bills, order a new driver’s license, and try to remember what else was in there, but that it was the one time I had more than $6 in my wallet. So much for my part of the aforementioned performance fee.
  • The excruciating headache I’ve had since Sunday midafternoon. Nothing’s helping.

Oh, and I missed posting on Saturday, and there was brouhaha at the club. JOY.

However! I’m hoping that, having vented, things will start looking up soon.



well, this sucks

I lost my wallet at Velocity last night.

I’ve searched everywhere, and it’s not in the house or the truck, and no one at the club has seen it. We might pop down later to search the DJ booth, but right now it’s looking like it’s long gone.

AAAARGH.



I love our cats. I love them deeply and have been guilty of spending ridiculous amounts of money on them (two Cat Genies, gods help us all) but I can’t in all conscience spend nearly a grand on what is essentially a leather covered tube with half a fucking pillow in it:

catbed

Get yours here, but don’t tell me unless you’re prepared to be laughed at.

(I do think it’s a killer idea, though, and if I can replicate it on the cheap I totally will.)



… and they’re braided to my scalp, y’all. I got home and it was hanging forlornly from its rubber band at the end of a chunk of hair.

Seriously, last night’s show was a blast, despite — and because of — everything. And oh, was there everything.

First, the lineup got changed on us all last-minutey. We don’t mind going on first — we’re happy to play any slot we’re given, and in our minds, no particular shame or glory attaches to any timeslot — but it was a bit strange for Esper Machine, going on 2nd, when they’re the touring band.

(Although I do hear that L.A. clubs are doing that more often: the “headliner” goes on in the penultimate slot, and the lesser-known band closes the night. Presumably this allows the headliner to hang out later and schmooze, or to go over their alloted set time without bumping up against closing time, so I can see the appeal.)

There were some ruffled feathers over the lineup change, but I think everyone ended up happy. Also, everyone got a soundcheck! The sound guy, a fellow who normally does sound for the Marquis, got us dialed in so fast we barely needed to run through a song. It was gratifying and astounding. Clearly the Mardi Gras folks are still feeling the effects of the July 4 show, poor them.

Of course, we’re using our ear monitors, so that’s half the soundguy’s job simplified, but once again, technology proved fallible: my right earpiece went out halfway through the second song & made me blow the opening on the third song, whose count-in is on the earpieces only, argh. Got that swapped for the other earpiece in time for a song whose drums in the bridge are only in our earpieces, which would have been disastrous if I’d not had the backup. Yay for preparedness!

The main disappointment of the night was the turnout, and I feel dreadfully about that. I spent a good part of the night beating myself up for not doing more promotion. There were probably no more than 30 or so people there the entire evening, which super-sucked for Esper Machine, on a tour of less-than-stellar shows. (Among other things, they lost their merch in Omaha, and are hoping desperately that it’s on the Crüxshadows’ van.)

They still put on a fantastic show, though, the Esper Machine boys. I hope to have video for you in the fullness of time. And the people who had showed up seemed quite appreciative, so that’s good. I think all in all they were pleased.

We were all pretty tired, but we stayed through Politik89’s energetic set, then broke down, loaded out & drove home. I wish I could’ve stayed up babbling with James & 13 and making friends with their cat, but I had to be at work for a 9am meeting. It’s no life, rocking at night and conference calling in the morning.

Anyway. Our set at the Faerie Festival will be slightly prettier, slightly less with the rocking, and you should totally come out and hear songs about fate and nightmares and mummy-love. It’s going to be fabulous.

 
 
MyBaPlaMo update: played my bass for about 50 minutes last night, heh. Aside from losing my mind on the first verse of Love Songs (note to self: it’s a G, not an F, there), and nearly falling over during Shadows Cast (from the rocking), I played reasonably well. So that’s good.


Listening to: Reliquary - Legacy


Reliquary show tonight!

Just a reminder about tonight’s show! A few more details have been confirmed (cost is $6, and we’re on first, at 9pm) :

Wednesday 12 November
@ Mardi Gras
8040 E McDowell Rd., Scottsdale 85257 (map)
featuring Esper Machine, Reliquary and Politik 89
21+ / doors at 8pm / $6
9:00 : Reliquary
10:30 : EsperMachine
12:00 Politik 89

You’re coming, right?

 
MyBaPlaMo: Played my bass for about half an hour last night, running through a dozen or so songs with my sweetie. Feeling a bit better about things now, thanks =)



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