Stripper Pole Bicycle Combo Is Sexy?

For all you guys who can't afford the high startup costs associated with opening up your very own strip club, there's a new hope on the horizon. For a fraction of the cost of a real strip club, you can pedal your way to fame and fortune as a bicycle pimp with this stripper pole/bicycle combo.

I'm sure you could make a killing by blasting sexy music and cruising slowly through neighborhoods. Just think of it as an ice cream truck for adults. For those of you who think I'm being a sexist pig here... notice that I never said that the pole was for girls... it could be a mobile chippendales for all I know!

Oh sure, that dancer looks like a girl in the photo, but it's mighty blurry, just like my memories of the '90's. That could totally be a guy in drag. I hope it's a guy in drag. That would be awesome. I'm only kidding- I have crystal clear recollection of the '90's.

Be sure to check out the official site of this contraption, where they have a picture of a pimp bicycle.

Bicycle Rickshaw with a Stripper Pole is Like a Mobile Strip Club [craziest gadgets]

Get Paid To Blog, The Easy Way

How would you like to get paid to write blog posts, and not have to worry about hosting, site promotion, SEO, monetization, etc ? I just started up a little tech blog over at Today.com , Where they pay you $1.00 a day for a 100 word post about whatever you want, and hook you up with a generous $2.00 CPM rate. Sweet.

Wait..What? Bicycle Hero: More Questions Than Answers

Some kids decided to combine bicycling with guitar hero. This raises a lot of questions for me.... like... if you like guitar hero that much, why did you just spend at least an hour placing colored dots on the street. And... how did you get that light bar thingy on your bike to light up at just the right time? And... you had friends in on this too? You had friends?

Any real gamer knows that paying tribute to a video game is nowhere near as fun as actually playing the game. Now, I want to see the extreme mountain biking version of this, complete with breaks to catch your breath! Just add a pause button to your bike, it'll be totally believable.

What Was That?: Guitar Hero On A Bike [geekologie]

Adgetize- Like Entrecard, Only With Real Money Instead Of ECs

I just discovered, and promptly joined Adgitize , which is kind of like entrecard before they stopped letting you sell ECs. Oh, and they don't make you mess around with trying to sell Ecs- you just get cash. You get paid for visiting other blogs that have the Adgitize widget. You get paid when people visit your blog. You get paid for posting (once daily).

You also get paid when people join under you and start advertising- they pay $5 for the first time they advertise, them $1 each month they are actively advertising.

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Rabbit Rides A Roomba

Waiter, there's an animal in my tech blog, and it's not a LOLCat! Could this be the sign of things to come? Have we surpassed the halcyon days of the cat picture with a caption on it? Is it time for a new rabbit revolution? I seriously doubt it. Put the bunny down, and resume your cat-captioning.