Dirty Shanks

Monday

Dirty Shank #189 Pet

Oh yes shanky friends - I went *there* and this time I bought property! "Let's grow something on top of your dead pet." And, I'm only saying this because I have my own freaking pet cemetary in my backyard -two cats, multiple birds, and a litter of bunnies... I kid you not.

I'm SERIOUSLY hoping (and I'm hardly ever never serious) that this will tickle your funny 'bone' and you will (all 9 of my readers) vote for me at humor blogs and put me right smack dab at the top of the funny list! Can we do it? YES WE CAN!

Saturday

Dirty Shank #188 Don't Call

I'm proud to say that Dirty Shanks is featured in a treasury on ETSY Now keep in mind that any press is good press! tee hee

"I'm not mad. Just don't call me anymore." - but do me a HUGE favor and vote for me over at humor blogs, ya got to share the love sisters!

Great big hugs and kisses (MWAH)to Indie Sistah's for giving us this beautiful butterfly award.

I think it's definitely a sign that *you* (yes, you) need to come out of your cocoon and fly and make your own paper shanks and email them to me for our community art project!

FAQ

Q: The big one: WHY?
A. Why not?

Q: Aren't some of your dirty shanks mean, racist, politically incorrect, or sexist?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.

Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.

Q: How often do you post a new Dirty Shank?
A: When I feel like it.

Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Money talks.

Q: Can I buy the dirty shanks?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.

Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my shanks, you're reading my mind!

Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Dirty Shank Complaint Department.

Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.