December 9th, 2008

Beamer: That it is best to avoid things that are sharp, hot and extremely heavy.

Bobby: What have you come across that is all 3 of those?

Beamer: Nothing, yet.

Beamer: Also avoid things that are old, driving crazy, and not paying attention.

Bobby: Are you trying to tell me something?

Beamer: Also try to avoid things that are sexy, smart, and talk softly.

Bobby: What is going on with you?

Beamer: I'm just saying.

Bobby: And what else?

Beamer: Avoid large people you owe money too and funny people that make you pee your pants.

Bobby: Are you just about through?

Beamer: Avoid Babies that have eaten a lot of stuff and someone has been tossing them in the air.

Bobby: And?

Beamer: That's it.

Bobby: Quite a list.

Beamer: Thanks.

December 4th, 2008

Bobby: Hello?






Bobby: HELLO?


Beamer: Sorry, I didn't know if we were still doing this or not.

Bobby: Oh, your so funny.

Beamer: Well, Look how long it has been since we have been here?

Bobby: And That's my fault?

Beamer: Mostly, yeah.

Bobby: Who says so?

Beamer: Mom.

Bobby: Yeah well she doesn't know everything.

Beamer: Yeah, well, so.

Bobby: What a nerd.

Beamer: Geeker

Bobby: Nerd

Beamer: Fart face.

Bobby: Double fart face.

Beamer: Triple Fart face.