It was once said that a man finally figured a woman out, but died laughing before he could tell anybody. HA! While that is somewhat true, I think I've figured something out, at least in response to relationships. You see, women want two things: A...

Well, I've decided to start running in the mornings before work. If running is the right word. It's more like jogging. Well, it starts out as jogging and then turns more into a saunter. A lazy saunter with some heavy mouth breathing that a telephone...

Oh, the injustice of making a dangerous situation just a little worse. At least he can pull your scrotum off and eat your face with confindence, and in half the time.

I thought I'd write an actual serious post today before my work sends me off to sensitivity training. Yes, imagine that. I need sensitivity training. Never thought I'd see the day. If I never offend anyone again after today, I apologize to those who...

I love people with downs syndrome. Seriously, I do. Not in that way you sicko perverts. I love the childlike outlook on life. How they always seem to be happy. Maybe that's not love, more like jealousy, how easy it is for most of them to be...