Have you ever been to one of those really low-quality magic shows? You know the type, the ones they have at kid's birthday parties and stuff. Have you ever been watching a show like that and turned to the guy next to you to whisper a comment about...

I have to apologize for my absence the last few days. Believe it or not, it has to do with the snow again--only this time for an entirely different reason. If you look at the picture of the front of my house that I've included with this post, then...

So I'm walking through my living room when my wife comes up to me and says, "We need to talk." Now I ask you, has anything good ever followed those words? Is there any reason at all that I should expect to hear something that I will really want to...

So, I'm sitting there with my thirteen-year-old daughter watching an action flick the other day. You know the type, right? The hero is chasing the bad guys, pulls himself out of a horrible car wreck, runs through traffic on the freeway, gets hit over...

Now that thehabe has thrown down the gauntlet , impugning my poetic skills, I feel it necessary to defend my honor. (It's a guy thing.) Her little, houti touti Sunny Poem for a Winters Day is nothing compared to my real life poetic expressions.