A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette...

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************... had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of...

Sometime this year we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program, the explanation is via the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will...

A young, good-looking cowboy walked into a drug store in Montana and asked to speak to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there....

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy .. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal.. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish...