In my fantasy life my sons wouldn't argue with one another. And in my fantasy life, if they did, they'd adopt my brilliant methods of persuasion. Younger Brother: Mom, Older Brother just told me there were 7 spider legs in each taco from Taco...

As I mentioned I'm teaching at a two-year college that offers an associates degree in Medical Administrative Assistance. We have a strict dress code where students are required to wear scrubs and white sports shoes. Their hair must be a "natural"...

I am so sorry I leaned over you and began typing words to your email sign-up questions.

Not even the fact that soon-to-be-ex took his girlfriend to the concert,or that my date, 6 foot and gorgeous, was my 14-year old daughter.Not the fact we had to sequester ourselves from our mutual friends at dinner so no one felt awkward. And if I...

Did I mention I hate English teachers?Did I mention I am an English teacher?Last week I was hired as a full-time instructor at a small two-year college. I don't mind the teaching so much. But in my fantasy life I'd have students that didn't come...