Yesterday I set a record for the rehab center, 6 poops on one shift. Yea me.Two qualified as mega pooooooooops.So today, I took a chance with solid food, sausage and pancakes. The pancakes are a speciality here as they are crunchy.Don't ask.Because...

You know this is important because of all the exclamation points.Yesterday, after the Fleet arrived, there was still no movement.Then, while cleaning me up, the aide tried to help, erm, "manually."Yes it did hekp because it appears my butt had Been...

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In case you missed it, I've been in the hospital the last 7 weeks enjoying surgery and other delights.I also learned of Dilodin.While I am no sort of recreational drug user, I almost look forward to various pain killers the doctor describes. This...

Crochety is now at Cedar Oaks Rehab Center, Room 110A...still on THE PAIN DRUG...but in pill form so he is more alert when he isn't sleeping. Started physical therapy and his laptop was dropped off today. His new phone number is...