1. Well, Another Rhinoceros Migrates... 2. We're All Really Miserable 3. Why Are Raisins Moldy? 4. Wayne Ate, Rapidly Munching 5. White And Red = Mauve 6. Wisconsin Almost Reminds Me.... 7. Whose Ancient Ruins? Mine? 8. Watch A Rotting Muskrat .

You've all probably heard the old joke about April Showers: Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? A: Pilgrims! (*pause for groan*) I appreciate the whole idea of knowing the precipitation in advance, but it would be nice...

I'm getting more and more tired these days! Little kids never seem to really WANT to take naps; they whine about it even if they really are tired. Adults sometimes take naps on purpose. Older folks have naps spontaneously "happen" to them. I'm...

I wish chickens were all pretty colors, like parrots and macaws. We could admire their beautiful blues and yellows and greens and reds... And then we could choose beautiful dipping sauces for them. Because, let's face it, they would still be...

I'm pleased to announce that the gardening catalogs have finally given up on me. They've figured out that as much as I love looking at pretty plants, I will inevitably end up killing them. It's happened more than once. I'll look through the pretty...