Every single person in the following pictures has a tattoo somewhere on his/her body which reads, "Necessity is the mother of invention." They probably all have one of Tweety bird, too. Tags: Email Forwards, funny email, funny picture

I don't have the time or frankly the desire to go through the whole tally of the Halloween contest tonight. I will update the Contest page with the winners etc. tomorrow night, and you can see all the special awards I will make up between now and...

Quite a while ago I did a quiz of things there were three of. Well, I found the bookmark AND my password for the quiz thing, so, after a delay of 6 months or so – here's the next quiz. Post your scores in the comments. And No Lying! Tags:...

A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked him, "What do you do to...

Well, it's shit. That's right: shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others...