The Super Bowl is going to run what, four hours, say? That's 14440 seconds. That means you could watch my alternative: Barefoot Bill's Naked Guy Zombie Movie about 145 times in the same stretch. Fuck that Super Bowl. Tom Brady rules. And fuck Peyton...

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. ‘Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks, ‘Will God get mad at me for giving...

OK – since this is our 5th year anniversary, we are doing some new features. And also (at least based on this) resurrecting things we forgot about. So here comes the comment of the week! If you want to nominate someone for this coming week or...

Lots of critics and people who spend too much time thinking about music say that Beck is a genius. I assume it's just because of this video. In fact, here is what I know about Beck: This video rules; I once knew someone who thought the lyric "two...

Questlove, the drummer for Jimmy Fallon's band the Roots took this picture and put it on Twitter. I'm going to forego all the outrage and the jokes based on said outrage. I'm also going to avoid posing the potentially incendiary theory that the menu...