I can't believe that I never thought of this before the election: But he didn"t get to be King of the Hill, so it doesn't really matter. (Yuk, yuk, yuk!)

But...but...don't they know that he EATS BABIES?!

I personally think that all Presidential contests should be settled, at least in part, by a dance-off! It would be a welcome change to all these negative TV ads and robocalls.

Just a friendly reminder to get out and vote today if you haven't already. In case you were thinking otherwise, here's P-Diddy with a little encouragement (NSFW language):

Either way, they get a lot of points for originality.