Canny Granny

Canny Granny : hints, help & homilies
Canny Granny
hints, help & homilies
Hints, Help & Homilies on $12 a day
Melbourne Australia
Just here for the view

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10/10 10:26 The Devil in Marge Simpson
Marge Simpson is a church-going woman. She's respectable, polite and proper, a virtuous woman, worthy and well thought of in her community. She's always tried her best to get some manners into her oafish old man and that impertinent brat of a boy who...
10/04 22:24 Bras Protect from Bio-Terror
Three cheers for Elena Bodnar, who received the public health accolade for a dual-use brassiere at the Ig Nobel Prizes this year. A former resident of Ukraine. Bodnar was present at the time of the Chernobyl accident, and knows the importance of...
8/01 23:48 The Holy Mouse
With all of these new sightings of Mary (the BVM) around the globe, I've been searching for a Holy Apparition myself. Surely someone like myself, the original rose-petal strewer at St Fidelis parish church and steeped from an early impressionable...
7/11 2:56 Another Holy Apparition
Holy Mary is back, this time in a tree stump in Ireland! The (literally) unbelievable appearance of the BVM in the recently pruned-back stump of a tree has delighted local shopkeepers and Bed and Breakfast proprietors in Rathkeale, Co...
8/22 4:07 Casanova Shark Zorro lacks Romance
This is Zorro, the Casanova of the Shark world. His amorous advances had completely worn out his tank mates at Sea Life Belgium and so the six-year-old zebra shark was shipped in to the Sea Life London, wherein dwells an unattached and attractive...

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