"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women." "You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the...

DAD - Son, come in here, we need to talk. SON - What's up, Dad? DAD - There's a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it? SON - I don't believe; if I understand the definition of "scratch the car"; that I can say, truthfully,that I scratched...

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left...

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time...