I sure hope you don't need a doctor any time soon. Actually, I hope you never need one. Glory, but nobody needs to get sick or anything. That's for certs.But in case you do get sick, I hope you don't...

I'm feeling the love. Again. Thank you, Angelika! Deny it all you like, but I know you love me, girl. You're so stinkin' good at ignoring my annoyishness, too. Love you back!I'm not sure how this award is supposed to...

Except for pregnancies (plural) I have never been fat. While pregnant, I was immense. Both times. Especially with my boy (AKA Planet Man). I'm not talking Moo, I'm talking Oink. Almost doubled my weight. It freaked my doctor out so...

So, I get a note home from the boy's (almost 12 y/o) teacher yesterday. It's a disciplinary note that I'm supposed to sign and send back. It says, and I quote ..."The students were asked to complete the sentence, 'I...

My family messes with my stuff too much. Sometimes living with these people is as irritating as standing as a fire aunt mound. At least you can move yourself off the mound. And kill the little buggers.I do love them,...