Now dat little sisters is here we has 2 wimmins and 3 boys in dis house. Daddy says 2 wimmins is plenty enufs to drives him crazy, so we needs a boys night! I fink dat sounds like a grreeaatt idea! Too b

I never knew something so little could make so much noise! I've been trying to hide out in the bathroom most of the day, but that didn't work. That little thing we call little sister is so loud the noise

You know what sucks about having a new baby sister? We have to be quiet when she's sleeping, and she sleeps all the time! Mom makes us tiptoe around here, and she acts like if I drop a hair on the floor it

*Beeeeeeeep* That's the sound Mommy's phone has been makins all day long, and it's super annoying! Dis is Mommy's birfdays so lots of hoomans has been sending her lots of messages telling her Happy birfda

Who needs fat burners when you have a new baby in the house? I sure don't! I swear I've lost 5lbs just running from all these hoomans I don't like who keep coming over to see the baby. Ther