You know how sometimes you get a good idea but halfway through doing it, it doesn't seem like such a good idea any more? Well, I decided to take my motorcycle test. Seemed like a good idea at the time. I used to be a biker babe when I was a teenager...

Halloween needn't be Hell this season! Now your kids can spread the word of the Lord while scaring the neighbourhood with these fetching costumes! Lovingly handcrafted at the Convent of the Blind Virgins in Alabama, these beautiful costumes will warm...

I should have spent my weekend sitting in a hot tub getting drunk with naked men. Instead I spent it in front of my computer trying to remove a dastardly computer virus. I knew that Winner Notification e-mail from the Greenland Lottery Board was too...

You know you're bored at work when you spend the day stapling your hair to the desk for something to do. It's time to leave when you start breaking wind just to annoy your fellow office workers. But no more tedious office jobs for me! My future...

I'm about to be shunned by the entire internet. Friends will turn away and my readership will plummet. But before you go, dear reader, please hear me out (and to be fair, have I ever been wrong in the past?) How can I say this Cats are evil. I'm...