A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving, obviously really angry . He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, "Asshole attorneys."The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying "I want...

Quote from an examiner at the beginning of a college exam:Should you have any questions during the exam, just raise your hand. This should cause enough blood to flow to your brain to answer it yourself.

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out of bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be...

A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter, "You got any grapes?"The guy at the counter says, "No, we don't have any grapes."The duck says "Okay" and he leaves.The next day the duck comes back in and says "You got any...