Beer companies should listen up. No one cares about those relaxing, kick up your feet on the beach, beer commercials. This is how you should be advertising your product plain and simple. Add a catchy tag line and you're set - "A little head...never a...

This Cubs fan has a pretty cool girlfriend. Whether they win or lose, this guys night should be ending decently. Its a good thing because the cubs choked this year bigger than they did in 2003. [See post to watch Flash video]

Simple solution: Hang an Etch-A-Sketch on their wall and tell them it's their new DTV! [See post to watch Flash video]

I've tried different condoms out to see if one is better than the other, but I used the tried and true method. You know, the one that doesn't involve sticking your boner in a door jam. [See post to watch Flash video]

She's not playing around. She'll kick your ass...with the quickness. ....with the quickness! [See post to watch Flash video]