The tourism department at Liverpool has some wacky views on attracting visitors. I imagine that the board meeting went something like this: "Hey, I know what will bring all the boys to the yard- I giant mechanical spider! Everyone loves spiders!...

These "quit or smoke" lighters can help you reduce your smoking by tossing them in the air when you want to smoke. Hey, there's a 50/50 chance that the lighter will tell you not to smoke. Unless you're like me, and you tape pennies to one side,...

If you're awesomely sexy and like to have one night stands that actually only last one night, then Gun O'Clock is the perfect lifestyle accessory for you. Nothing will make your dates get up and leave like waking to the sight of you shooting your...

Prepare yourself for an incredibly half-assed post. I've been up all night playing video games (I practice what I preach, mostly) and I really can't be bothered to write some silly junk about some wacky product that may or may not exist. Instead, you...

Google has announced that they are releasing a web browser. What better way to announce your attempt at world domination than by making a comic strip about it? How about restoring my pagerank at Pixel-Shack, or some of my other, less awesome blogs?...