When I saw this sign that read "food items beyond this point have passed their expiration dates," I thought to myself, now this is a grocery store that puts quality and their customers first. Not many places do this. Most of them would be foolish...

Vibrators are definitely something I never thought would be racing one another. I wonder what the winner gets? Lube? A year's supply of batteries? A first place blue ribbon? All great prizes. Do you think there's an announcer that calls the...

Since babies aren't electronic like iPods, doesn't it make sense that they instead would be an iPood? It makes sense to me. Babies poo a lot, or so I've been told. I don't have any kids so I just assume that they poo constantly ... like little poo...

Here's a funny animated video featuring two dinosaurs and a pig to see who can let go the best fart. Don't let the fact that it's animated and about farting throw you. Sure it might be a little childish, but hey, every once in a while we need to...

I wonder who'd want to steal a toilet? Maybe a better question would be, if your toilet was stolen, how would you be describe it to police? Umm, yes, it's white and has very distinctive brown splatter marks in the back of the bowl that have...