Lately Ive been of the mind of recalling some of my favorite slacker literature. The previous statement is total bullshit, however, considering the fact that I wrote this a while ago and set it to future-post. But just for the sake of this lead-in,...

[] A guy can be ugly, fat, bald, and stupid; with a cyst on his mouth and a hump; but as long as he's got ends, he's landing tail.

[] The day will soon be upon us when Whitey will officially be outnumbered. This is largely due to crystal meth and inbreeding.

But luckily, there was time to write a guest post on Jillian Approved!, so please swing by her site and check out: I Didnt Land on King of Rock, King of Rock Landed on Me; and tell her .45 sent ya!