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[] The day will soon be upon us when Whitey will officially be outnumbered. This is largely due to crystal meth and inbreeding.

[] A guy can be ugly, fat, bald, and stupid; with a cyst on his mouth and a hump; but as long as he's got ends, he's landing tail.

Lately Ive been of the mind of recalling some of my favorite slacker literature. The previous statement is total bullshit, however, considering the fact that I wrote this a while ago and set it to future-post. But just for the sake of this lead-in,...

[] after convincing myself that it sounded more like a facial money shot (a very hetero facial money shot), I streaked across the street (while dripping wet) and retrieved the Crme Douche.