The Freelance Guru

The Freelance Guru : One man - One Pole - One Mission
The Freelance Guru
One man - One Pole - One Mission
http://freelanceguru.co.uk
Humor
I was once like you, until a chance encounter with a snake inspired me to quit my job and seek wisdom. Taking only the bare essentials, such as my laptop and mobile phone, I now live on top of a pole overlooking Bristol.
Bristol United Kingdom
Just here for the view

Most recent posts

10/25 20:40 Does a bear sh*t in it's sleep?
As my fame spreads and my life becomes more hectic, a reader has written to try and grab my attention...Dear GuruAnimals in hibernation - do they get up to go to the loo or not? If not, how is that possible?PS: you haven't written in a while had to...
8/22 1:00 All your Questions answered
Are you searching for sunshine in your drizzle of a life?Do you have questions that remain unanswered? Mysteries that need to be solved?Are you seeking for meaning in your life?Do you need wisdom to make it through another day?Do you wish I'd stop...
8/25 8:41 Madonna gets sticky. Sweet! - A review.
On Saturday, I went to see Madonna.Now I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't to finally talk her out of Kaballah. Instead it was for the opening Gig of her new tour, Madonna - Sweet and Sticky. One of my wife's friends had brought too many...
8/27 14:48 The Truth is Out There - Do Aliens Exist?
"Do you believe in Aliens?"I
8/29 8:18 The Modern Guru
Pilgrims these days have it too easy.There was a time when Gurus were considered Gods. After all, they knew ev

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