Continuing with the blog theme of carbohydrate-heavy breakfast foods, let us now move on to donuts. Bad donuts. And by bad, I mean naughty. I stopped in at the nearby Voodoo donut shop to buy a couple dozen donuts for a middle school and high...

Well, Loyal Blog Reader, it's that time of year again. Where we finally dissasemble the fake Christmas tree from Target, and make room for Halloween* pumpkins. *For those Readers who do not celebrate Halloween, please insert a word substitution of...

Lately, I have been eating a very balanced breakfast. I balance equal amounts of coffee and creamer. I balance a coffee cup in each hand, and I balance doing work while simultaneously slurping my coffee. But recently I've been remembering back in...

Yes, that really is Troi's thumb Speaking of beer drinking tree shrews, I decided last week to get a manicure. At the age of 28, I've actually never gotten one. And I hear that it's one of those things you have to do before you turn thirty, like,...

So, I come to find out recently that girls are supposed to wax their eyebrows. How it is that I came to be 28 years of age before being informed of this female beauty custom is beyond me. But nonetheless, now that I knew of my duty to keep my...