1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children'sart. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch...

Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her."I'm ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants... a sample."The woman was shocked. "Such a thing you ask...

A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they came upon a tough par 4 hole. The husband hooked his drive deep into the woods and proclaimed that he would have to chip out.Then the wife said, "Maybe not, dear! Do you see that barn...

Consider Michael Jordan, having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie,...

This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter all in one.One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a...