The Novel According To DW

The Novel According To DW
The Novel According To DW
The work of an arthritic freelance writer, novelist and humorist as he puts together his next masterpiece
Oldham United Kingdom
Just here for the view

Most recent posts

10/02 6:00 The Ig Nobel Awards
Heres one from the Beeb (I dont know why I refer so many people to them, they dont publicise my books.) The Ig Nobel awards have just been announced and there are some interesting recipients.
10/10 18:09 Tuppence?
I carried out the general wander around our megamarket this morning and on the list were crackers.As I scanned the shelves, I noticed that the low fat variety were tuppence dearer than the ordinary, boring, full fat crackers.What I know about cream...
10/08 4:39 Hard Work
Heard the one about the MP jacking it in because of the ludicrous hours? Laugh? I nearly voted for the Lib Dems.Claire Curtis-Thomas, MP for Crosby is jacking it in because of the ridiculous hours she has to work. Where any MP gets off calling the...
9/30 11:07 What No Chupa Chup
Im fairly laid back. In fact there are those times when I get so laid back Im horizontal. Before today I always said the only people who could make me break out in a sweat were the dentist and my bank manager. Well today, I met another.I had to go...
9/27 15:39 Conkers
Heres the story of a Poulton International Conker Competition to be held near Cirencester on October 2nd. It seems that in the past contestants have gone extraordinary lengths to win, including strengthen

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