Yes. I'm weird. Not unique. That requires a certain sense of self awareness which I clearly do not possess. See, I recently got accused of being weird in a round about sort of way. While at first I took offense to it, upon closer examination I found...

You dont even know what happened. One morning, after a wonderful night of high-grade passion and high-viscosity intimacy at her place, probably over an omelet and under a bright sun, you said something to the effect of, I think we should move in...

According to statistics, the average person lies 7,500 times a day. Or something. I'm not sure of the actual figure, but when you're writing a post it's essential to sound authoritative in your opening sentence, so I lied about it. In truth (get it?)...

So check it. I was just directed to a post written by someone that I know pretty well. And, although I may not agree with a single thing written, I'm not such a dick as to publically thrash her. So, the names have been changed to protect the...