Yesterday was MPS's birthday. The day of the birth of the pain in my arse my husband. When my father was his age he was a grandparent. Shit, MPS, you are oooooooooooold. He had his heart set on an iphone. I twitter teased about taking him to Sydney...

You are writing a post in your head standing in line at the supermarket. And you are *gaffawing* cause you are cracking your own shit up, cause it is that funny, and everyone in the line is looking at you like you are the insane woman that is, at any...

Mocking bastard Mika Stalker-man.   So I got on the scales this morning. Then I went to the loo. Stripped naked, took off all my jewelery and hair tie and got on the scales. Stood on one foot. No difference. Got off, did a little jig to...

It is getting in the way of my online time. My house smells like a bunneh took like a bajillion craps and a kid used his bedding as a toilet. Well that would be cause they did. These humans I inhabit this house with keep looking at me and wanting to...

Yesterday Boo wrote an email to God. Let me backtrack a little. We are what some would say Godless people. MPS was raised a Catholic and I only found out a couple of months ago (during my Lent post) that I am Church of England. Now we would be called...