I guess I'm getting soft as I enter the oldheimer's years. Yesterday, absolutely nothing provoked me to launch into a profanity laced tirade of curmudgeonly invective that can melt a polyester pantsuit at 30 paces. In fact, even my spam was

What a bunch of cry-babies. These wusses ran the country into the ground for two decades and now that the EPA won't offer them endangered species protection, they realize that they don't have the votes to do any of their batshit selfish

This post rips off a joke sent to me by my little sister, Delirium Deluralei, who lives in Florida, the state where Jews go to not understand how to vote for Democrats because they can't tell the difference between a butterfly ballot and a pork

Although the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, and Laundromat has only been physically located in Portland, Oregon for eight of the 33 ludicrous years of its imaginary existence, we have considered it our spiritual home even longer.

Sairhead Sirhan Palin responded to rumors that liberals were going to disrupt her book signing this morning by going rogue in a big way and shooting several people from the same helicopter she uses to hunt wolves, moose, caribou, polar bears, and