Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept...

An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule. When he got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew...

A Las Vegas magician amazed the crowd - so much so that a man in the back of the theater yelled, "How'd you do that?"The magician responded with a laugh, "If I told you, sir, I'd have to kill you."The man yelled back, "Okay, then, tell my wife!"