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11/20 11:00 Spencer Pratt Offers To Perform Mammograms
HOLLYWOOD (CAP) - Women's healthcare received an unconventional advocate today as reality show show and world-class douchebag Spencer Pratt issued a statement offering to "personally examine the fun bags of any woman who is concerned by the new boob...
11/18 11:45 Publisher To Pull Palin Book, Replace With "Going Vogue"
DES MOINES, Iowa (CAP) - In a surprise move, Harper, the publisher of Sarah Palin's Going Rogue: An American Life memoir, has announced it is immediately pulling all copies of the book off shelves and will re-release a revised version of it in time...
11/19 11:15 CDC Releases H1N1.6 Service Pack 2
ATLANTA (CAP) - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Creation have announced the release of Service Pack 2 for the H1N1 virus, which fixes a number of vulnerabilities in the rampant disease and introduces a new rendering engine for those running...
11/17 11:00 Christian Group Seeks Ban On Gay Divorce
BOSTON, Mass. (CAP) - The Christian Coalition of America, a staunch opponent of gay marriage, has seemingly given up that fight in favor of a new tact. The group has now begun lobbying hard against allowing gays to get divorced. "It is an affront to...
11/16 11:00 NASA Confirms Existence Of Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (CAP) - Still basking in its discovery of water on the moon, NASA yesterday announced its second momentous find of the week: 25 more sex tapes made by former Miss USA Carrie Prejean. "It's not like we were intentionally out...

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