Peeps, are you as excited as I am? Im sorry. Of course, you cant answer that until you know how excited I am. Well, let me tell you. Im a guy and about as manly a man as youll find in Shalampax, which, admittedly, is not saying much, but my nipples...

Today is Day Day in Shalampax, a day when we honor no specific national event or person, but rather the very concept of Day holidays. Many countries have Days to celebrate the anniversary of their independence and/or formation. The United States...

Splitcoconut has asked me to pass along word that he recently achieved an important milestone that he as been striving to attain for a few days now. He hopes that all of his family and friends will join him in joyously celebrating this important...

I know this is going to be hard to believe, but Tuboflard, the Chief Medical Officer at the Shalampax Medical Clinic, has taken a vow to lose three hundred pounds and build up a muscle or two. Thats not as ambitious a goal as it sounds. She could...

Peeps, you may remember from last time that I was more than a little intrigued that Roof, Birdinhands father, not only volunteered to pay for the scientific evaluation of Maries and MadMadmargos DNA to determine if Marie is MadMadMargos mother, but...