Shalampax Speaks

Shalampax Speaks : Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax
Shalampax Speaks
Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax
Since it's very beginnings, the tiny, inane Republic of Shalampax has been without a voice. Finally, Shalampax speaks! (Dafernyx help us!)
Deeply committed - Deadly serious. A drop master

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11/19 12:00 The Excitement Continues to Build
Peeps, are you as excited as I am? Im sorry. Of course, you cant answer that until you know how excited I am. Well, let me tell you. Im a guy and about as manly a man as youll find in Shalampax, which, admittedly, is not saying much, but my nipples...
11/17 12:00 Day Day
Today is Day Day in Shalampax, a day when we honor no specific national event or person, but rather the very concept of Day holidays. Many countries have Days to celebrate the anniversary of their independence and/or formation. The United States...
11/18 12:00 Splitcoconut Achieves His Goal
Splitcoconut has asked me to pass along word that he recently achieved an important milestone that he as been striving to attain for a few days now. He hopes that all of his family and friends will join him in joyously celebrating this important...
11/15 12:00 Tuboflard Vows to Get Fitter
I know this is going to be hard to believe, but Tuboflard, the Chief Medical Officer at the Shalampax Medical Clinic, has taken a vow to lose three hundred pounds and build up a muscle or two. Thats not as ambitious a goal as it sounds. She could...
11/16 12:00 Roofs Story
Peeps, you may remember from last time that I was more than a little intrigued that Roof, Birdinhands father, not only volunteered to pay for the scientific evaluation of Maries and MadMadmargos DNA to determine if Marie is MadMadMargos mother, but...

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