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Shalampax Speaks

Shalampax Speaks : Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax
Shalampax Speaks
Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax
http://shalampax.com/blog/
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Since it's very beginnings, the tiny, inane Republic of Shalampax has been without a voice. Finally, Shalampax speaks! (Dafernyx help us!)
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Most recent posts

2/08 11:00 Tea-Party Movement
Believe it or not, I recently became bored while sitting around watching television. This shocked me because my philosophy has always been that when youre tired of television and junk food, youre tired of life. Nonetheless, I was bored. My boredom...
2/09 11:00 Refuse to Answer
A survey was recently conducted in Shalampax using the standard multiple-choice format. Fully 100 percent of the respondents chose the refuse to answer option before they even heard the question. When asked a more open-ended question designed to...
2/07 11:00 Innovation
Heres a fact that you probably dont know. And you wont hear it anywhere else. Thorough searches of the patent databases of all major industrialized countries shows that not a single patent has ever been issued to a Shalampaxian. You might conclude...
2/06 11:00 Words to Live By
As we look at the pathetic situation in much of the worldterrorist bombings, civil wars, sectarian violence, domestic violence, murders, rapes, hate, extreme political polarization, intolerance, really asinine blogs, etc.we should always remember the...
2/05 11:00 Cockroach Delicacies
Rottentomato, owner of Shalampaxs Most Expensive Restaurant, has asked me to let his patrons and prospective patrons know that cockroaches are exceptionally tasty right now. Whats more, because all of the cockroaches in his dishes are free-range...

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