1. Alabama (7-0) ROLL TIDE ROLL!! Last Sunday, I went to a Christian church and participated in Christian-like activities. You know how there is always some dude or woman who experiences some sort of feelings of divinity and then starts, like,...

Denver – Good afternoon, everybody! I hope you have been doing well. Yesterday was a beautiful and sunny day: I went hiking with a few friends of mine and found some waterfalls. I mean, they were not the kinda waterfalls that you'd see in...

1. Florida (5-0) Last week, Tim Tebow TIM TEBOWED then-#4 Louisiana State, 13-3. You read right: Tim Tebow TIM TEBOWED the Tigers. It was a pretty good game, too. Unnamed and fictional sources tell me that Florida head coach, Urban Meyer, sang Ronnie...

Denver – Good afternoon, everybody! I hope you have been doing well. I think I have been watching too many survivalist programs, dude. I mean, I saw this nature-lovin' program that talked about bears and why they attacked humans, and ‘cos...

1. Florida (4-0) Last week, Florida quarterback, Tim Tebow, took a wicked shot to the head during the third quarter of a blowout win over Kentucky and suffered a brutal concussion – in fact, he got knocked the EFF out! So horrible was the...