1. Admitting you have a problem is the first step. I wish problems had easy names, like pie and cake and blueberry, not the multisyllabic explainers given by scientists without an aesthetic nose. I have so many problems, I have problems with my...

We've all seen it a million times: The female character in any movie who is initially frigid, abrasive (aka "bitchy"), and unnatractive. Often, this character fights/argues with the male protagonist. Then, 2/3 of the way through, she suddenly lets...

There are no enemies, only outsiders. And I am one of them. 9/1/2009

I'm going to write a poem in fact, I'm writing it write now. I just used a pun. Do you see where I'm going? Here is a general term about us, about you and me love hate missing hurt pain confusion justice world peace fight the fuckin power- i am sure...

Photo: permanently_scatterbrained I get these phrases stuck in my head elephants, dooryards, pumice stones unedited, unbrazen slivers of yes, no, and maybe. Sometimes I blink and I realize I am blacklisting the moments of darkness. I try to remember...