My friend sent me some quotes by Bob Ong thru e-mail. They were really funny but very true. Bob Ong is a Filipino contemporary author who uses conversational Filipino in his writings. It's not his real name and so far his identity remains anonymous...

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Muli, nahirapan akong humanap ng lahok para sa linggon

Today is not a very good day...Missed AppointmentI was so upset I missed an appointment this morning. I was supposed to attend a safety training at 8 AM at client's plant located 80 kilometers from Doha. At normal speed, it's about one hour travel...

Sa totoo lang medyo nahirapan akong hu