A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably...

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his penis.A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."He raised an eyebrow and...

Today I decided to donate all of my earnings from my blogs to charity. I have been pondering this decision for some time, and I finally decided to just do it. I don't need the money I earn from my blogs, plus it's not that much any way, so why not...

Guts or Balls...There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:GUTS - Is arriving home late...