Got this private message from my Blog Catalogue inbox for my Anything Goes blog.'Hi, my name is Anna. I found your blog interesting.I have clicked all your advertisements in your blog.Please do the same for mine.'For your information Anna, I don't...

Day 1Client: 'Print this exactly as it is, don't change anything from the artwork! I'll collect it tomorrow.'Me: 'Sure thing, ma'am.'Day 2Client (in irritated tone): 'Aiyaaa, the size is wrong!!!'Me: 'You said don't cha

'Chilli crab is Malaysian. Hainanese chicken rice is Malaysian. We have to lay claim to our food,' she lamented.In the three months, we will identify certain key dishes (to declare as Malaysian).We have identified laksa ... all types of laksa, nasi...

There I am driving within the speed limit.And on the slow lane of a 3 lane highway.And there you come flashing your lights and honking at me.Did I just mention it was a 3 lane highway? And that I was on the slow lane?Did I also mention all the other...

I walk into a pharmacy to get some painkillers for my back.'Excuse me Miss, do you have any pain killers for backaches?"She looks at me in this weird way and walks to one of the shelves.Then she heads back and hands me a plaster, the kind you use on...