I waste too much time online. Seriously. Let me show you where! F*** My Life. Nothing like a good fail story to motivate me! My Life Is Average. The opposite of F*** My Life. Feel like holding a random pointless conversation with a computer?...

Vs. Yeah, It went exactly like you think it went. I saw him coming in the fast lane, but there were 2 cars that were way slower than me in the slow lane, so I hit the throttle and jumped in the fast lane right in front of the beast. I easily climbed...

Here are some more of the pictures that clog my hard drive due to my nonstop surf and saves.

I woke this morning with the desire to change. I jumped in the shower and contemplated where I could get this change. Then as I was shaving it struck me. A stache! That's right! Copius amounts of under nose hair. (Not to be confused with in the nose...

I just logged in to see that Yahoo just upgraded Wordpress for me. They deleted my Media, Pictures and About Me page. That means I have to rewrite all those pages, including linking all the images and music that was there. I hate it when corporations...