...apparently, they put a moose head in your dumpster.This week, there was a moose head in our disposal bin behind the office. As in, the severed head of a very large roaming land mammal.Moose. Head. In our dumpster. What the FUCK?Now, I know...

Oh, yay, it's Tuesday.Sorry, I have a hard time mustering up any enthusiasm at the moment. My nose is really stuffed up and my throat is scratchy. I'm pretty sure I'm finally getting sick.

On Tuesday I mentioned that I saw Trainer Lady and that she gave me homework. She did this because clearly she hates me I told her I was feeling extremely uninspired, exercise-wise, and that I wasn't motivated by weight loss. Which I'm not. My...

Oh, hai. So THIS is where I put that blog. I thought it was under the mattress, because that's where I put all my other important stuff, and my life savings. But no, it was out here collecting dust in the

Okay! So here I am again, quite obviously not writing a novel for NaNoWriMo. But I do have an outline now. In my head.Anyway, I can't disappoint you guys on Tuesdays, especially