My word.... You'all know that the Diva loved to feature our favorite Southern Train Wreck in her blog entries a few years back: the umbrella at

Well you could have knocked me off my goldfish filled platform shoes with a boa feather....

Well the Diva has hopefully quelled the flying monkey rebellion that took up so much of her precious time this year (well, that and my 30 day court ordered vacation at Casa de Los Aging Borrachos... one can never be too careful about one's health...)

The funniest Oscar bit last night: "You look like you work at a Hasidic meth lab".... Ok, maybe you have to be from the east or west coast to fully appreciate that line, but dee-yam, that was funny. Steve Martin and Tina Fey

Colbert's Doom Bunker!!"I am going to propose some horrific scenarios...let me be clear--we a