And when they see me They want to be me Some of my Facebook friends are probably sick of "Ay, loca," so it's only fair that YOU get a chance to be sick, too. Sickness for all! It started with RuPaul's Drag Race. Yes, there is an actual TV show with...

Shot through the butt And you're to blame You give butts A BAD NAME Hi! I had to get a shot the other day, and I thought I'd share my experience with you. I know many of y'all are squeamish (I first typed "squeamous"!) about getting a shot, so let...

Years from now when you talk about this —and you will— be kind. My mom is 74. She has COPD. And a few other issues. This week her COPD rehab class is having a Halloween party. My mom is going as a belly dancer. And she will dance. You...

She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton Back in 1965 It's Bumpits! The famous as-seen-on-TV "hair volumizing leave-in inserts! (Careful. When you visit the Bumpits site, a loud voice tells you that "Bumpits is PUMPING UP the volume!" That may be your...

Who are you to judge me? I know I said recently that I'm not the type to judge, but I NEVER said I was not the type to LIE, so that stuff about not judging was a big lie. Sorr-ee. You'd better believe I judge. And most of my judgments end in a...