Who you gonna call? My lawyer! An eagle-eyed reader sent me the most incriminating e-mail attachment the other day. In order to protect her anonymity, I will refrain from naming her. But! You should totally check out her awesome photo blog here! Er,...

She Who always seems so happy in a crowd Whose eyes can be so private and so proud No one's allowed to see them when they CRYYYYYY Oh, my (chicken and) stars (soup)! How long have I been blogging? Two and a half years? Hasn't anyone wondered?...

Hey! In in the interest of saving my brain, I'm slacking off a bit this week regarding all things blog. In the meantime, won't you please enjoy an oldie but a goodie from almost EXACTLY TWO YEARS AGO TODAY? You will? Oh, phew. * * * The next time...

Stud hunters, c‘mon, drop your pants Stud hunters, here's your big chance I know Stud Hunters sounds like a reality show where teams of TV fame-whores vie to find the stud of their dreams and then shoot him in the head BUT! it's actually a...

Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? OK, I didn't literally eat cat puke, but by the end of this post . . . well, you'll see. ("NO WE WON'T" proclaim 10,000 grossed-out-already readers.) Oh, yes. You will. So it was on daylight savings night...