This poems is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a poem about iPhones. I want to begin by saying i'm a big fan of Apple because making great products they can but I have a theory which ticks me off to no end they keep discovering new...

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats. Not sure where he came up with that one but I don't ask these questions. We all know many dinosaurs from Barney and...

This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica@unabarber forsuggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a talk sometimes she acts politely and...

I remember my prom like it happened today i went in style, i wouldn't have it any other way i got a stretched limo and a corsage for the girl before going in, we took the limo for a whirl I dressed in the fanciest Tux It only cost me a couple hundred...

This poem is dedicated to Tim Ferriss (@tferriss)for his inspiration. Until last night I could just day dream about getting one of the women on my list whom I can sleep without causing problems with my girlfriend for messing around but the list is of...